MAYBE VENDING MACHINES GET SPIKEY INSTEAD
EXACT CHANGE DISCOURAGED
PLEASE SELECT A FOOD AND INSERT PAYMENT
So.... I guess I was in the backrooms for over 48 days?!
The backrooms has no sense of time.
No sense of place.... I noclipped back into reality in western China...
It seems that GamesTop has spread like corona....
Is also everywhere now.
Maybe it's just another level of the backrooms?
I wouldn't mind it... The buyers are worse Than the monsters down there.
There are periods in the life of human society when revolution becomes an imperative necessity, when it proclaims itself as inevitable. New gamestops germinate everywhere, seeking to force their way into the light, to find an application in life; everywhere they are opposed by the inertia of those whose interest it is to maintain the old order; they suffocate in the stifling atmosphere of prejudice and traditions.
Feudal Japan did not have the concept of "prom" or "high school"
I found a roach in the back room and it scared me so much I stumbled backwards into a shelf & knocked myself unconscious. I have been lying here for weeks... I think someone put a blanket over me at one point but I’m not sure if it was to keep me warm or if it was because they thought I was dead and wanted to hide the body
OOC Content Update
I'm so fuckin' sorry I haven't released anything yet I feel like every day I don't have something to release this becomes less and less relevant but I just have a lot on my plate right now ughghghghh
If I can't get anything out in a reasonable amount of time, would y'all be interested in a follow up project of some kind later down the line? What do you think of this thing so far?
Pop a couple shirtless cat ladies in there too, shots from the back, lil' cheeky but keep it PG, y'know. Some non-binary characters too, why the heck not, right? Jim, think you can encode a trans mouse lady winkin' at the camera?
What's that? Lemme check... that's be four kilobytes per image, Jim.
Well I'm sure there's things you can do Jim
C'mon Jim buddy, you can do it.
I believe in you
OOC, but still in universe (a different character)
@mom Oh, the GamerGurt? I suppose that means that you've never heard the story of GamerPassover then. Well then, theydies and gentlethem, get comfy because I'm about to tell the tale of GamerPassover.
@mom A very long time ago, the gamers were in bondage in de_dust2. Society put gamers to work grinding levels, which was very hard work and could cause repetitive strain injury. Often the sjw overseers would level down the gamers if they didn't feel the gamers were working hard enough. One day Master Chief witnessed a gamer being leveled down by an sjw. Master Chief would not stand for this, so he fragged the sjw.
@mom Afterwards, he realized that the other sjws might ban him, so he switched to a different server very quickly. The server that Master Chief switched to had a mod that sometimes made it look like the bushes were on fire and could talk. One bush told him to that he had to go back to the other server and talk to Society to get them to stop oppressing the gamers. Master Chief complained that his mic wasn't working, so the bush told him to get his brother, Solid Snake, to help.
@mom Master Chief returned to the other server, to find the gamers even more oppressed than ever. So he went to Snake, who agreed to help him end the oppression of gamers once and for all. Snake and Master Chief went to talk to Society. They told Society that if he didn't stop oppressing them, the server would be hacked. However, Society just laughed and sent them away.
@mom Hack the server they did. Ten times, the hackers put forth plagues, and ten times Society agreed to let the gamers go, only to change his mind once the plague stopped.
First, the hackers turned the water to blood, but Society did not let the gamers go.
Second, the hackers summoned frogs, but Society did not let the gamers go.
Third, the hackers sent lice to torment people and animals, but Society did not let the gamers go.
Fourth, the hackers summoned wild animals to trample Society's cities, but Society did not let the gamers go.
Fifth, the hackers created a pestilence to kill the tamed animals, but Society did not let the gamers go.
HERE TO DISPENSE CANDIES AND BRING JOY.
I WORK, I SWEAR.
MY PRONOUNS ARE THEY/THEM.
gamestop.store is a game retail roleplaying instance. i don't know either, y'all