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I am not "dormant." My posting rate is merely slowed and reverbed.

there is one super mario born every generation

a lot of people describe mario's movement as "precise." i think this is a misnomer: mario handles like he has fucking banana peels tied to the soles of his shoes; he floats around like an asshole; his jumps have to be pinpoint to land.

i think what people mean is that mario's movement can be mastered. with enough practice, a player can accurately predict how the character's momentum will carry it. mario is like a set of artisanal tools that can be mastered

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games top instance mascots: karl marx and his green brother karl luarx

reminder that the fishtank full of acetone for duck hunt disposal is in the games top in the northeast corner of the mall. do not ask the separate games top locations in the southeast corridor, the eastern parking lot, the western parking lot, or the mall food court about the fishtank. let's just keep this between you and me.

these iconic Super Mario creatures were named after Robert Olmsted, or "Bob Om" (the inventor of video games)

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Anyways, his point was it's easier an' less societally problematic to encode CAT as distinct from GIRAFFE inside sixteen by sixteen pixels an' four colors than it is to encode WOMAN as distinct from MAN given the same limitations, an' in so doing one might also be encouraged to abandon the idea of a male player character as a default state against which a female character would be treated as a variation.

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thanking nintendo for inventing furries with their hit new game Animal Crossing: New Horizons

Gamestop disdains to conceal its views and aims. We openly declare that our ends can be attained only by the forcible overthrow of all existing social conditions. Let the ruling classes tremble at a Gamestop revolution. The Powerup Rewards Members have nothing to lose but their chains. They have a videogame to win.

pre-order a fucking guillotine for your boss

i miss my wife, who works at nintendo by the way

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gamestop.store

gamestop.store is a game retail roleplaying instance. i don't know either, y'all