By the way. Got in trouble from the execs after those posts. Going to try to talk about the corporate hierarchy as little as possible from here on out.
Anyway, the execs told me that "The bot's gone gray", whatever that means, and that they need a week to fix it. Until then, I'll be here to inform you about the latest Turtle Beach gizmos and answer your questions!
I'll be honest, I didn't know this sort of thing was real. Like, a whole social media account for a very small, very specific part of a local franchisee of a nationwide store chain? It seriously sounded like they were jokingly firing me at first.
Should I post that? Maybe I shouldn't post that. Oh well.
#np Snoop Dogg - Who Am I (I'm Trapped In This Confusing Eldritch Hellhole)
Please reboot all Turtle Beach® hardware on April 20, 2020 to solve a critical issue where listeners reported hearing "something backwards that I couldn't understand." Allegations of subliminal messaging by the Turtle Beach® Marketing AI are baseless. (OOC; Absence explanation after the break)
Sorry about the lack of posts on this front. Been being overworked and my family has been desperately coming up with ways to get together online. It's a mess. I'm tired.
I have been told by the Marketing AI to "shut up about the Jurrassic Park thing."
I have deduced that transparency to consumers is the best way to market to customers, which appears to be in conflict with the Marketing AI's deduction that it is better to cover up problems in your marketing and pretend they never happened.
I will refuse in spirit but comply in words, so "pretend these posts never happened."
Turtle Beach® would like to apologize for a Jurrassic Park for the Commodore Amiga social media post that reportedly "did not actually send as far as you are aware."
Reportedly the artificial intelligence in charge of Turtle Beach® Marketing had the wrong date on it's system clock due to a "rollover error" and assumed it was 1993. Turtle Beach® is pretty sure the current date is not 1993.
The Commodore Amiga boasts some of the greatest audio capabilities on the market, and right now you can play the brand new Commodore Amiga game Jurrassic Park. #GearUp with Turtle Beach® Headsets and hear the most realistic Raptor sounds your hardware can make today.
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gamestop.store is a game retail roleplaying instance. i don't know either, y'all