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A specter is haunting Europe —the specter of Gamestop. All the powers of old Europe have entered into a holy alliance to exorcise this specter; Pope and Czar, Metternich and Guizot, French radicals and German police spies.

Where is the party in opposition that has not been decried as Gamestopping by its opponents in power? Where the opposition that has not hurled back the branding reproach of Gamestop, against the more advanced opposition parties, as well as against its reactionary adversaries?

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the history of all hitherto existing gamestops is the history of class struggles

comix zone? never played it

but if you've ever heard of cool zone....

When gamestop's turn comes, we shall not make excuses for the terror.

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I'm not buying a Nintendo Switch til they brinng bacc Miibeerse ur move, Reggae

naughty gamers go in the joycon wiggler

if you've been a bad gamer, shigeru miyamoto will personally break into your home while you're asleep and wiggle your joycons around so they drift sooner

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its a gamestop instance, but now we’re out here talking candles

vanilla candles tend to sell the best here. that makes sense

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There are periods in the life of human society when revolution becomes an imperative necessity, when it proclaims itself as inevitable. New gamestops germinate everywhere, seeking to force their way into the light, to find an application in life; everywhere they are opposed by the inertia of those whose interest it is to maintain the old order; they suffocate in the stifling atmosphere of prejudice and traditions.

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Here at GamesTop™ Corporate, we care about all our 'Tops (that's what we call our employees!), and want to make sure we're creating a Culture Of Being Really Psyched™ for our WHOLE FAMILY during this time. If you're not feeling Psyched™, please see a Corporate Mood Enforcer. Stay Psyched, Tops!

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Are you feeling Really Psyched about Gaming™???????

I EXPERIENCED A TIME LAPSE OF FLOWERS BLOOMING AND WILTING IN MY MIND'S EYE AND ALSO SONIC THE HEDGEHOG WAS THERE

I DRANK THE FORBIDDEN GAMER FUEL AND HAD TOTAL EGO DEATH FOR LIKE A WEEK

duct-taping ballistics gel arms to our standees so you can shake master chief's hand

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there is one super mario born every generation

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games top has a strict "no vibes" policy. no vibes allowed at all

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gamestop.store

gamestop.store is a game retail roleplaying instance. i don't know either, y'all